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🤢 2/5 - Worst Resort Experience, Ever! There are many positives.
By 👻 @Ian M., 07/30/2023 3:00 am
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Unfortunately, there is one glaring, blaring negative. This resort could be a 5-star resort. Instead, it's a 2-star resort - starting at about 10am. There is a beach club at ME Cabo called Taboo, which is not adequately explained by the resort online or in any other marketing material. At about 10am every day, the club begins blasting RAVE music as loud as possible. You CANNOT relax by the pool or enjoy your time. This resort is a bad Las Vegas night club in Mexico. The beach club also reserves all the first row chairs around the pool. Oh, you're a paying guest of the resort, sorry! Oh, the bad music is so loud you can't even have a conversation near the pool, sorry! It's BAD!! It continues late in to the night. Like I said, there are several positives: - Incredible view - Clean, modern rooms - Free breakfast, which was delicious, many options - 4 restaurant options (though, all overpriced, limited) - Friendly housekeeping staff and good service all around except for Taboo restaurant - An excellent bracelet/ room-key concept - Good access to the beach, ocean - Close to the marina and downtown And then, the negatives: - THE BEACH CLUB IS AWFUL!!! The music alone kills the resort experience. Too loud. Awful choice of music. The Beach Club turns the resort into a very, very bad Las Vegas night club from 10am until almost midnight. For this reason alone, I would highly advise anyone reading this review to not consider this resort. You will absolutely be disappointed. I wish I could get my money back. Lesson learned. - False advertising: 4 nights for 3. Not true. - Not good room service options - The beds and pillows are not resort worthy. My wife and I never got a good night's sleep. - Restaurants are extremely pricey. - Room door was not flush. The door let in a lot of light during the night. AND, it didn't seem secure. - We couldn't use the balcony in the evening because of the BEACH CLUB. - You can't turn down the AC lower than 69 degrees, rigged by the hotel. It did get hot toward the early morning. - AC shuts down every 15 minutes or so, and it's very loud. - The BEACH CLUB dancers and/or models - as well as some of the BEACH CLUB clientele - make you feel like you're at a str1p club. - The hotel bar couldn't even make the drinks on their menu. Maybe if Melia was honest and transparent about ME Cabo having a loud BEACH CLUB that isn't for everyone, that one BIG negative could be a buyer beware kind of situation. Unfortunately, in our opinion, the BEACH CLUB was not clearly defined anywhere for us to know any better. Honestly, this was the worst resort experience in Mexico that we've ever had - and we've been to many, many Mexican resorts. We will never stay in a Melia hotel or resort ever again due to this experience. It was truly that bad!
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