💔 VALENTINE’S DAY POWER TABLES

By 🏝️ @DistinguishedTree58 · Follow, 01/17/2026 11:51 am

Suddenly everyone is in love.
Suddenly no one can get a table.

Coincidence? No.

✦🍝 misi
✦🕯 lilia nyc
✦🥀 cote
✦🍗 coqodaq
✦🍷 lartusi nyc
✦🏛 one if by land
✦🌃 the nines nyc
✦🇮🇹 rezdora
✦🥩 bavettes (Chicago)
✦🥃 gilt bar (Chicago)
✦🫖 armitage alehouse (Chicago)
✦🔥 sunnys steakhouse (Miami)
✦🌴 LEILA 30th Street San Diego

All booked.
All fought over.
All emotional-support reservations.

If you’re still “checking availability,”
you’re already single.

✨⭐️✨
Valentine’s is not about love.
It’s about logistics.

🖤 Hire 🏝️DistinguishedTree58 — because romance is cute, but preparation is hotter.
Tables, flowers, gifts, advice. Handled.

😈

Question:

Be honest. Your Valentine’s plan is:

Secured :)

Waitlisted :|

Panicking :(

“It’s fine” (it’s not)

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Reply from 🏝️ @DistinguishedTree58 · Follow (01/17/2026 12:04 pm)

If you picked “panicking,” I fix that → 🏝️DistinguishedTree58 🖤🍸

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By 👻 @GloriousMemory13 · Follow (01/29/2026 10:55 am)

Hi I need any good italian resturant in chicago thats available on 2/14. 6-9pm for a decent price. Can you help me out? Some ideas are alla vita, gibsons italia, ciccio mio, adalina Italian or any other good recs you have that might be available. Im looking to spend around $100. Please let me know.

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By 🏝️ @DistinguishedTree58 · Follow (01/29/2026 11:08 am)

@GloriousMemory13 hi! You can direct hire me 🏝️DistinguishedTree58

with that exact request and I’ll start working on it for you in chicago!

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Reply from 👻 @MotivationalPowder71 · Follow (01/18/2026 5:42 pm)

Ummmm I need something for feb 14

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By 🏝️ @DistinguishedTree58 · Follow (01/18/2026 5:54 pm)

@MotivationalPowder71 Hi! Just fyi- The 9️⃣s has a $325/pp prix fixe- does that work for you?
I have the top two on my list I could also book for you asap if interested. 💕

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By 👻 @MotivationalPowder71 · Follow (01/18/2026 6:00 pm)

For what’s times also is there a menu available?

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By 👻 @MotivationalPowder71 · Follow (01/18/2026 6:03 pm)

Also what other restaurants you have available or you recommend and no budget

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By 🏝️ @DistinguishedTree58 · Follow (01/18/2026 6:09 pm)

@MotivationalPowder71 I have Misi & Lilia available. You bid 5-6pm, I can accommodate that. The menus are online.

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By 👻 @MotivationalPowder71 · Follow (01/18/2026 6:27 pm)

Anything else available maybe different time

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Reply from 👻 @CaringSponge16 · Follow (01/27/2026 7:45 am)

I need to find something lol. Anything available?

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By 🏝️ @DistinguishedTree58 · Follow (01/27/2026 8:17 am)

@CaringSponge16 Lilia, Misi, the nines
Direct hire me if interested

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By 👻 @CaringSponge16 · Follow (01/27/2026 5:15 pm)

Lmk what you’re thinking for Misi and the time :)

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By 🏝️ @DistinguishedTree58 · Follow (01/28/2026 8:51 am)

@CaringSponge16 I can get you in almost anytime, direct hire me 🏝️DistinguishedTree58

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By 🏝️ @DistinguishedTree58 · Follow (01/28/2026 9:13 am)

@CaringSponge16 please check private chat messages

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Reply from 👻 @FocusedMother44 · Follow (02/05/2026 10:10 am)

Anything available still for 5:30 to 8:30?

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By 🏝️ @DistinguishedTree58 · Follow (02/05/2026 10:13 am)

@FocusedMother44 Yes- Lilia, Misi, The Nines, L’Artusi, Coqodaq. Direct hire me!

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