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HOLIDAY DAMAGE CONTROL ๐ฅ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
If youโre like me โ let me tell you about my in-laws: the overbearing MIL who wonโt stop ranting about the president, a vegan sister-in-law who judges everything, kids glued to me like Iโm a human babysitter ๐, and the same bland, inedible food my dog wouldnโt touch ๐พ. So trust me when I say โ survival requires a plan.
Your recovery toolkit:
How to blow off steam after a day with the in-laws:
โข ๐ชย Work out like youโre punishing someone
โข ๐๏ธย Shop like youโre avoiding someone
โข โจย End the night somewhere impossible to get into โ because healing starts with a reservation.
Cocktail bars for post-family decompression ๐ธ:
โข ๐ถ sip an d guzzle nyc
โข ๐ซ๏ธ nubeluz nyc
โข ๐ dantes nyc
โข ๐ overstory nyc
โข ๐ค HANDSHAKE SPEAKEASY Roma Norte
Restaurants if you need to eat your feelings ๐ฝ๏ธ:
โข ๐ monkey bar nyc
โข โ๏ธ sunnys miami
โข ๐ฅฉ Bavette's Bar & Boeuf Chicago
โข ๐ป Armitage Alehouse Chicago
โข ๐ House of Prime Rib San Francisco
Sharing plates optional. Regaining control mandatory.ย ๐ฅ
PSA:ย AppointmentTraderโs Black Friday sale is live ๐ค โ if you need a post-holiday escape table, you know who to hire.
๐ค ๐๏ธDistinguishedTree58 โ securing the tables that fix what your in-laws broke ๐ฅ๐ก๏ธ.
Pick your coping mechanism
Which one carried you through the in-laws this year?
Rolfโs NYC - Itโs beginning to look a lot like Christmasโฆ
If you are feeling festive and would like to dine somewhere that truly embraces the holiday season, look no further than Rolfโs! Rolfโs books up months in advance so if you need a reservation please reach out to me directly.
๐ฑPerceptiveWash44
From the moment you step inside, you'll be enveloped in the festive atmosphere.
Think hundreds of thousands of Christmas Lights and thousands of ornaments and icicles all strung and lined throughout the restaurant. In addition to these, there are hundreds of porcelain dolls and wreaths, artificial fir trees, garlands, ribbons, and other festive bits and pieces.
Rolfโs offers a truly unique holiday dining experience.
Please ask me if you have any questions or when you are ready to book your reservation. I can assist with other restaurants as well if you need suggestions.
๐ฑPerceptiveWash44
The 2025 Formula 1 Las Vegas Grand Prix takes place from November 20-22, 2025
Whether you are visiting for the race or just happen to randomly pick this weekend, the city is going to be extremely busy with an extra 100,000 visitors per day!
Dining and shows and tickets to the race are selling out quickly if not already sold out. This is where I can help. Please reach out to me directly for any needs while visiting Las Vegas.
๐ฑPerceptiveWash44
Delilah, Four Sixes, Mizumi, Catch, Carbone, Cote, Bazaar Meat, Hells Kitchen and Golden Steer are just a few of the amazing options in
Las Vegas.
Please be sure to check out the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere and Universal Horror Unleashed on your visit as well.
I can even help with tickets to the big race!
Hit me up for your questions and dinner reservations.
๐ฑPerceptiveWash44
**๐ฝ๏ธ Do You Actually Like Sharing Food?
Because family-style season is about to expose everyone.
The holidays bring people together โ to carve, pass plates, pretend to be chill, and silently judge whoever takes the best bite without blinking.
Not a dinner. A character study.
Hereโs where sharing gets interestingโฆ and exposing:
๐ฆย hutong nycย hutong miami โ Whoever lunges for the crispy duck skin first earns both respectย andย suspicion.
๐ฅย cote nycย cote miami โ Let them grill the meat; you watch the power dynamics sizzle.
๐ย coqodaq nycย โ Golden chicken, golden chaos. Alliances form. They donโt last.
๐ย House of Prime Rib San Franciscoย โ Slice thickness reveals more than their therapy sessions.
๐ฅย LEILA 30th Street San Diegoย โ โShare the mezzeโ sounds wholesome until someone annihilates the labneh and pretends it came that way.
๐ย Musaafer Houstonย musaafer nyc โ Where stunning dishes designed for sharingโฆ but too pretty for actual generosity.
โจ Bonus Tips: Surviving Holiday Sharing Season
โ The first person to say โIโm easyโ has the strongest opinions.
โ Reachingย acrossย the table instead of asking = seasonal red flag.
โ Double-dippers create more chaos than family group chats.
โ The dessert divider is emotionally stable.
โ The crispy-piece hoarder is definitely not.
๐คย Hire ๐๏ธDistinguishedTree58 โ ย I can't fix the sharing issues. But I can fix the reservation.ย
Whatโs Your Sharing Style?
Holiday table or not โ the truth comes out when the plates start moving.
๐ธ The Fine Art of Avoiding Politics at Dinner
Whether you lean left or right, just lean toward the wine list.
From red states to blue coasts, these dining rooms remind us that a perfect meal is still the great equalizer.
๐ฅย Red Ash Austinย โ In the heart of Texas, the only heat should come from the grill.
๐ฅฉย Nuri Steakhouse Dallasย โ The only thing seared should be the wagyu, not the conversation.
๐ด surf club surfside dec4 4ppl 9-10pm โ Champagne diplomacy at its finest.
๐ฅย Bavette's Bar & Boeuf Chicagoย โ Low light, high stakes. Politics fade under a proper martini.
๐ carbone ny nov10 4ppl 9-10pm โ Keep the chatter as smooth as the vodka sauce.
๐พย blue hill at stone barns tarrytown nov11 4ppl 8-9pm ย โ Farm-to-table, not left-to-right. Let nature lead.
๐ย Rich Table San Franciscoย โ Even in the bluest city, the truffle pasta wins every argument.
โจย Bonus Tips: How to Steer the Table When It Gets Heated
โย Redirect to the menu.ย โSpeaking of poor decisionsโฆ should we add another bottle?โ
โย Find common ground.ย โWe can all agree โ the fries are bipartisan perfection.โ
โย Deploy flattery.ย โYou argue beautifully. Almost makes me forget youโre wrong.โ
โย Blame the wine.ย โThat wasnโt me talking โ that was the cabernet campaigning.โ
โย Distract with dessert.ย โCrรจme brรปlรฉe cures conflict. Itโs basically science.โ
๐ค Hire ๐๏ธDistinguishedTree58ย โ I navigate tables more tactfully than diplomats.
Whatโs your move when the table turns political?
Keep it cute, civil, or chaotic โ your call.
๐ Do You Like French Kissing?
For when dinner isnโt the main event.
The only thing with more tongue action than the menu. ๐ซ๐ท๐ค
These tables speak a little French โ and theyโre fluent in PDA.
The kind worth dressing up for.ย
๐ทย Le Coucouย โย New York
le cou cou nyc 2ppl dec 4 9-10pm
Silk dresses. Low voices. A waiter whoโs seen too much.
The best tables are always two-tops in the back.
๐ฅย Raoulโsย โย New York
raouls nyc 2ppl dec 4 9-10pm
The tables are too close for secrets.
Get the banquette by the bar โ itโs where regulars and ex-lovers still linger.
๐ย Chez Fifiย โย New York
chez fifi nyc 2ppl dec4 9-10pm
Quiet corners. Perfect martinis. Discretion implied.
Get cozy in the upstairs bar while sharing dessert.
๐ฅย Girafe Restaurant Paris
The Eiffel Tower watches. You donโt care.
The terrace views are worth every secret shared.
๐น LPM Restaurant & Bar London
LPM Restaurant & Bar Dubai
lpm miami 2ppl dec4 9-10pm
The rosรฉโs endless. So are the stares.
Itโs not a reservation โ itโs a performance. Play your part.
โจBonus tip:
The French donโt say โI love you.โ
They sayย je tโembrasse.
And itโs usually enough.
๐คNeed one of these tables? Iโll make it look like fate.
๐๏ธDistinguishedTree58
โฆ
Whatโs your PDA level tonight?
Because some tables speak fluent chemistry.
The LA and San Diego 2025 Power Rankings
Whatโs hot in SoCal? Check out the current power rankings below and request those and any others with me here: ๐ฆEternalAnt36
1. Nobu Malibu
2. Alba Los Angeles
3. Berenjak Los Angeles
4. Elephante Santa Monica
5. Funke Beverly Hills
6. Nobu Newport Beach
7. Craig's West Hollywood
8. Musso & Frank Grill Los Angeles
9. LEILA 30th Street San Diego
10. Bar Cecil Palm Springs
๐ณ The Bill Comes. Whoโs the Star Now?
The check lands. Forks drop. Suddenly, no oneโs making eye contact โ because where the lightingโs low and the bills are high,ย the real drama begins.
And this seasonโs hardest tables โย
Carbone Londonย
ย Norman's Japanese Grill Dallas
ย Mawn Philadelphia
Borromini Philadelphia ย
La Renommรฉe Parisย
ย Crying Tiger Chicago
Custom Concierge Requests
ย All come with perfect lighting, dangerous charm, and a check that loves to test friendships.
Hereโs who youโll meet when it drops:
๐ผย The Wallet Warriorย โ Always pays first. Usually mentions it later.
๐ฑย The Calculatorย โ โWait, I only had one glass of wine.โ (Also somehow forgets tax.)
๐ถโโ๏ธย The Vanisherย โ Takes the worldโs longest bathroom break. Returns exactly as the card machine beeps.
โย The Even Splitterย โ โLetโs just divide it evenly.โ (Even though they ordered the tomahawk.)
๐ธย The One Who โGot It Last Timeโย โ Youโll never find proof.
๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธย The Silent Typeย โ Theyโre not paying. But theyย lookย like they might.
โจย ย Insider Tip:ย The real flex? Paying quietly โ and letting someone else notice.
๐ค Hireย ๐๏ธDistinguishedTree58ย for intel, access, and the art of reading a table before the check even hits. ๐ธ
Do you grab the check or look away?
Everyone has a move when the bill drops.
๐ Are You a Stalker?
You didnโt hear it from meโฆ but some tables come with a side of paparazzi.
Because some reservations arenโt about the food โ theyโre about the view. ๐
Hereโs where โcasually running intoโ someone famous starts to feel a little too well-timed:
๐ฌ Chateau Marmont Restaurant Los Angeles โ Leonardo DiCaprio, Miley Cyrus, Kirsten Dunst. Order a martini and pretend you didnโt just make eye contact.
๐ Nobu Malibu โ Beyoncรฉ, Jay-Z, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian. The entire Pacific has seen this guest list.
๐ฅ The Grill โ ๐ฝAnna Wintour, Jay-Z, and the occasional โis thatโฆ?โ moment. Dress like you didnโt try โ and absolutely did.
๐ Carbone โ ๐ฝDrake, Rihanna, Justin Bieber, and that one influencer who swears theyโre friends with the owner.
๐ฏ๏ธ Cecconiโs โ ๐ดKendall Jenner, David Beckham, Jeff Bezos โ proof that wealth loves candlelight.
๐ Aurora Capri โ ๐ฎ๐น Beyoncรฉ, Leonardo DiCaprio, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez. The pasta glitters almost as much as the clientele. Order the pizza allโAcqua and act natural.
๐น Hรดtel Costes Restaurant Paris โ๐ซ๐ท A-list meets after dark. Think rosรฉ, whispers, and sunglasses indoors.
๐ฅ Hakkasan Mayfair London โ ๐ฌ๐งWill Smith, Kanye West, Rihanna โ where dim sum meets diamond-level discretion.
๐ Final Tip:
If you see someone you recognize, look away first โ power moves only.
And if they look back? Game on.
โจ Insider Tip: Go midweek โ fame hates a crowd.
๐ค Hire ๐๏ธDistinguishedTree58 for intel, access & a touch of voyeurism. ๐๐ธ
Poll Time
Because everyoneโs a little bit of a stalker... be honest โ whatโs your move if you spot someone famous?
๐ถ Where to Get Thaiโd Up
The claws come out when itโs hot enough ๐ฆ๐ถ
Because sometimes โextra spicyโ isnโt a warning โ itโs an invitation.
These Thai spots bring the heat, the shadows, and flavors that linger long after the checkโs paid.
๐ Kalaya Philadelphia โ Loud, unapologetic, unforgettable. The kind of night that leaves your lips tingling and your heart racing.
๐ฅ Anajak Thai Cuisine Los Angeles โ What happens on Taco Tuesday stays on Taco Tuesday. Michelin flavor, back-alley energy. Youโve been warned.
๐ Thai Dinerโ ๐ฝComfort food with commitment issues. Cozy one minute, chaos the next โ and somehow, youโll always come back for more.
๐ถ Soothrโ ๐ฝQuietly seductive. Hidden behind the chaos, where cocktails bite and curry flirts with danger.
๐ Fish Cheeks โ ๐ฝBright, bold, and dangerously addictive. Spicy seafood that hooks you fast and doesnโt let go.
๐ฅข Bangkok Supper Club โ ๐ฝGlam and smoky. The grill sizzles, the cocktails shimmer, and itโs my favorite โ the kind of place that reminds you why you chase hard-to-get tables.
โจ Bonus Tip:
If itโs not on the map, ask Custom Concierge Requests โ the spiciest tables never stay secret for long.
๐ Final Thought:
You can always cool down laterโฆ if you still want to.
๐ค Hire ๐๏ธDistinguishedTree58 for reservations, recommendations, and tables worth breaking a sweat for. ๐ฅ
How spicy do you like it?
Be honest โ weโre talking foodโฆ mostly.
From Endless Waitlist to Unforgettable Feast: Grab Your Dream Reservation Before It's Gone!
Hey there, fellow foodie ๐ฑ
Let me tell you about Sarah.
Sheโd been trying for months to snag a table at that cozy Italian spot downtown for her parentsโ anniversary.
Every click led to a โfully bookedโ letdown, and she was ready to give up.
Thatโs when she found me:
๐MaternalRecord73 on Appointment Trader.
With a little magic and a lot of care,
I secured her the perfect reservation.
The look on her parentsโ faces as they savored their candlelit pasta dinner?
Pure joy โจ
Sarah sent me a message later saying it was a night theyโd never forget.
Thatโs why Iโm here โ to turn your special moments into reality. I know how it feels to miss out on a table at that dream restaurant, whether itโs for a first date, a birthday surprise, or just a night to treat yourself.
Request your reservation now
Custom Concierge Requests
๐ Whatโs a special occasion youโre hoping to celebrate with the perfect reservation? Share it in the comments below ๐
Date Nights That Redefine Unforgettable
These breathtaking venues elevate any evening into something extraordinary. With stunning views and impeccable vibes, your date will be a moment you both cherish forever.
๐ธ Cindy's Rooftop Chicago
Chicagoโs skyline stretches endlessly before you, a dazzling canvas of lights that transforms your night into pure magic.
๐ Elephante Santa Monica
Golden sunsets melt into the Pacific, creating an intimate coastal escape where every glance feels like a shared secret.
๐๏ธ Peak, New York
Manhattanโs iconic skyline unfolds below, paired with exquisite cocktails that make your evening feel timeless.
๐ La Sponda Positano
The Amalfi Coast glows under starlight, its beauty weaving an unforgettable spell as you savor every bite.
๐ Ossiano Dubai
Dine beneath an aquariumโs mesmerizing glow, where vibrant marine life turns your meal into a surreal masterpiece.
๐ผ Girafe Restaurant Paris
The Eiffel Tower shimmers in the distance, its elegance matched only by the sparkling champagne in your glass.
๐๏ธ Sky Bistro Banff
Towering mountains and misty peaks create a breathtaking backdrop, making every moment feel like a dream.
๐ฐ Spago, Las Vegas
The Vegas Strip pulses below, while world-class cuisine elevates your night into something legendary.
๐ Custom Concierge Requests
Crave a table at a venue so exclusive it feels like a privilege? Iโll secure it, you make the memories.
๐ Hire me directly ๐MaternalRecord73
MLB Playoffs Continue Today! Be sure to let me know me know who you are cheering for!
Baseball is extremely popular with hotdogs and beer. However, if you are looking for a great restaurant after the games in any of the playoffs cities I can help. Here are some great options for you.
Donna's Los Angeles
The Pink Door Seattle
Harbor House Milwaukee
Nobu Toronto
Please click on each link to learn more about the restaurants. You can also click on my link and Iโm happy to make a reservation for you!
๐ฑPerceptiveWash44
Which team do you want to win the World Series?
select a team
๐ Where to Bring Your Mistress
Some nights are for limelight โ others are for low light.
The reservation you donโt post about.
๐ Funke Beverly Hills โ Roman decadence and corners made for secrets.
๐ฅ Gilt Bar Chicago โ Guilt Bar for a reason: chic, shadowy, and just the right amount of wrong.
๐ฅ Le Piaf Paris โ ๐ซ๐ท red lights, whispered laughter, and champagne-soaked discretion.
๐ Delilah โ found in more than one city; same velvet lighting, same beautiful sin.
๐ Sexy Fish โ glittering chaos, caviar, and champagne excess โ wherever you find one.
๐ Custom Concierge Requestsโ other discreet tables awaitโฆ
โจ Bonus tip: Check in under an alias. Pay in cash.
๐ Hire me ๐๏ธDistinguishedTree58 โ Iโll get the table, you get the privacy.
No Coldplay kiss cams.
What's your cover story for this dinner?
Some tables come with secrets. Choose yours.
You got in. Now hereโs what to eat ๐ด๐ฅ
That moment when you finally land the table โ and realize the real move is knowing what to order.
๐ Carbone London = spicy rigatoni. Non-negotiable.
๐ฃ Nobu Malibu = yellowtail jalapeรฑo + miso cod. Essential.
๐ฅฉ The Bazaar by Josรฉ Andrรฉs Washington = cotton-candy foie gras. Wild, but unforgettable.
๐ฅ Berenjak London = black hummus. The dish everyone talks about.
๐ฅง Steve & Cookie's By the Bay Margate City = the blueberry pie. Thank me later.
๐ญ Almost forgot โ the agnolotti at Sunnyโs Steakhouse.
Custom Concierge Requests โ anywhere in the world. ๐
โจ Watching your figure? Iโll help you pick the healthiest indulgences.
โจ Dietary restrictions? (Kosher, gluten-free, vegetarian) โ Iโll tailor recs for you.
๐ซ Hire me ๐๏ธDistinguishedTree58 โ I get you in, then help you order with confidence (menu guidance is complimentary).
๐ฏ๏ธ Hauntingly Hard-to-Get
Blink and itโs gone โ flame, cocktail, table. ๐ป
โ โฆ โ
These are the hardest reservations to summon this Halloween season โ candlelight, crimson booths, and just enough mystery to feel haunted.
๐ Bookable exclusively through Custom Concierge Requests
๐ฅOscar Wilde (NYC) โ Victorian opulence, moody lighting, and martinis that feel bewitched.
๐ Carbone (multiple locations) โ red-lit glamour and old-school whispers.
๐ Delilah (Las Vegas) โ costumes optional, velvet mandatory.
โจ Other beautifully moody tables:
๐ฅฉ Bavette's Bar & Boeuf Chicago โ candlelit decadence and jazz-age charm.
๐ฏ๏ธ Armitage Alehouse Chicago โ Victorian warmth and a Gothic hush.
๐ The real horror? Not having a reservation.
๐ Hire me ๐๏ธDistinguishedTree58 โ Iโll make sure youโre seated at the table everyoneโs dying to get into.
If your cocktailโs on fire, your table should be too. ๐ฅ
Planning a trip to Southern California?
If you are heading to the west coast be sure to check out one of my favorite restaurants.
Funke Beverly Hills
Cipriani Beverly Hills
Nobu Malibu
These are just a few stunning restaurants with amazing cuisine that wonโt disappoint. Please let me know if you have any questions or need some guidance. Polo Lounge, Mother Wolf and Craigโs are other recommendations.
Please feel free to reach out anytime!
๐ฑPerceptiveWash44
Custom Concierge Requests
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Where Top Dogs Wine & Dine ๐๐ท
Hire ๐๏ธDistinguishedTree58 directly for access to the hardest dog-friendly tables ๐พ๐ธ
Exclusive reservations, four paws welcome.
๐ Nobu Malibu โ the oceanfront legend, nearly impossible to book.
๐ฆช Clark's Oyster Bar Austin โ always waitlisted, patio dog-friendly.
๐ Cotogna San Francisco โ the parklet everyone fights for, perfect for pups.
๐ Custom Concierge Requests โ other top spots worldwide.
โจ Hire me ๐๏ธDistinguishedTree58 to unlock dining experiences for you and your dog. As someone who dines almost everywhere with my service pup, Iโll give you the real scoop on whether it truly delivers the vibe.
Who's the better dinner date? ?
Who's the better dinner date? ?
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